A bunch of weird friends making music somewhere between ‘Kuschelrock’ and ‘Dubstep.’ Like Bloodhound Gang.
MR. DEXTER — EP · 2026
MOMMY’S CAR — Single · 2026
HORNY AS HELL — Single · 2025
TOO GOOD TO BE BAD — Single · 2025
PARTY UNIVERSITY — Album · 2023
CATCALLING — Single · 2023
WET DREAMS — Single · 2022
We obviously met each other by accident. Our bass player was discovered at a highway parking lot in Prague, beside his truck, playing flute with his family and friends. While partying in our hometown a guy got wasted with us, so we made him our drummer. The keyboard is played by one of the most famous e-piano builders in the world — Mozart.
As a wild group of friends we figured we needed a boss, so we got a singer. We found our guitarist lurking near a liquor store in a school district. And last but not least: our monkey. We rescued him from an abandoned make-up laboratory. Probably that is why he is into pink.
Our one goal as a band is to give you the most unforgettable live experience of your life. You are hungry. You are thirsty. Be our guest. We have everything you have not seen in a live show yet. Fuck off (ape) and get a ticket.
It is like a car accident. You do not want to watch, but you cannot turn your head away.
— Male victim, our first live set
The greatest live show ever seen. Got a grilled sausage and a free funnel full of beer.
— Female victim of one of our live sets
Horny Monkeys • Austria
